PhreakPhish:Hey! How's it going? Just seeing if you want to hang out ;) I'm from Metairie as well.
Me:I'm not from Metarie, nor am I IN Charleston. And if I was, I'd pass. [notes: he says he is currently in the Charleston area]
PP:Im not IN Charleston. So if your not from metairie , you must still be from the new orleans area? Just curious, but why would you pass?
Me:I'm from SC. There are a lot of transplants in NOLA. Lose the soul patch. Girls hate it. Also. Your profile reveals nothing about your personality.. so.. [Just trying to be helpful, clearly.]
PP:Im not a transplant. I was born and raised in NOLA, lived in Charleston a few months ago and had my profile as living in SC and yes your right, need to update it. So your saying if i lost the soul patch id have a chance?
Me:Sorry, no. I appreciate proper punctuation and someone more cultured. Best of luck.
PP:I was typing on my phone. I have a Bachelors' of Science and a Master's of Science ; probably make more money then you will ever make.... not sure where you will find someone more mature...but whatever...and I am lost on the someone more cultured. I guarantee I have traveled to more countries and seen more cultures then you will ever imagine. [now I've made him maddd. and I love the fact that he thinks this is the most mature response to any of this..]
Me:Well alright. You got me there. More money than I will ever make? I'm in grad* school, dummy. I'm on my phone also, but still find the time to use an appropriate apostrophe. But regardless, clearly you took this too personally. Your profile reveals nothing of how "cultured" you claim to be.
And being well traveled doesn't necessarily mean you're well cultured. Sorry. [and I hate to pull the grad school card and sound like an asshole, but be a dick to me, and I'll hand it right back.]
PP:I'm 29 and make $180,000 right now...so were probably in the same category once you graduate ; but clearly I am not a dummy if I make that much. I didn't take it too personal...but when your so picky on punctuation, I think you should look past that. Being born and raised in NOLA I am pretty cultured..trust me.....I am not going to put my life story on there for everyone to see ; so that is why I don't put on my profile how cultured I am ; again... something you should not look so hard into because there is a reason for everything.
[and the fact that he is claiming his culture comes from being FROM NOLA.. well he is mistaken. This city is full of hopefuls and townies. And yes, there's culture, and it has it's charm, but people like this kill me.]
