Pair. and a Spare.

Great on paper, and usually bad in bed.  It happened to Charlotte on SATC, and it happens in real life. all the time.  Especially with the Introvert.

Such a nice guy. Builds things, loves dogs, owns his own (nice) car, owns his own (really nice) house.  With great hardwood floors.  And adult furniture.  That he hired an interior designer to put together.  Like, y’all. He’s good.  And great taste in music.

But, talking to him?  Is like talking to a wall. a beige, wall.  until he has a few drinks to loosen up, then he can’t stop talking about how “amazing” I am, and how he’s “so crazy about me”.  But sober Introvert?  It’s really hard to tell how he feels.

And he’s clingy in public.  The more I’ve been dating around, the less I like to engage in PDA.  I feel like that should be reserved for an exclusive relationship.  Well, mutually exclusive.  That’s another thing… he’s exclusively dating me.  Mid late night (slightly drunk) convo, I just fake passed out until I for real passed out.  And the subject was never discussed again.  

Is that lying?  Not really..? It’s just an omission.  If he asks, I’ll of course tell the truth, or just distract til he forgets (isn’t that what boobs are for?).

He bores me. But at the same time.. I’m busy. and he likes doing things for me.  So, why not keep him around to build things, give me free meals, buy me groceries, walk Cooper on weekends I live in the library? Sure this sounds wrong, but how many guys have we all dated in the past that just kept us around for regular sex..? Yeah, thought so.  Even stevens.

And for the pair? 3 new kids to the rotation for dates over the next week and a half.  They’ve already made me laugh out loud in our correspondence.. something the Introvert hasn’t really done even in person. So, not much of a competition there.

Let’s see how this goes.